The Humptybackcrocodillopig Returns

It's so nice to see that, when most species are going extinct, one species we thought we'd lost is still with us! What's more, he's asexual and carrying an egg! All is not lost for the Humptybackcrocodillopig...

Praise be!!

The Rozzers!

Yes, that's what I have decided to call this cop series, The Rozzers. I love the name...

And this is the ebook cover I have designed for it. At the bottom of the blog you will also find a banner for the book, linking you through to my Smashwords' profile. It's all coming together nicely now!

I'm looking forward to my epub summer!

Lifetime Goals - my progress so far

2000ft over Cambridge, England

About 10 years ago I set myself 5 specific goals that I would like to complete within my lifetime. I don't know why I felt the need to do this, maybe it was middle-age?

However, this is the list...

1. To become a pilot (of aeroplanes)
2. To learn another language
3. To obtain a martial art Black Belt
4. To learn to play guitar
5. To have a book published

To date, I have achieved the following...

1. achieved
2. 40% achieved 
3. 90% achieved
4. totally bombed (time-wise, something had to give! #theresalwaysretirement)
5. I am very, very close to achieving this

How about you? Ever set yourself lifetime goals? If not, why don't you do it now?

Free kisses!

For any person who agrees to receive a copy of my first ebook (a 10,000 word shorty) and tell me where it is good/bad. Shouldn't take you long and, along with a kiss of your liking, you'll also get a free copy of the book when it is released!

How's that for a deal?